Non Sequitur, Nonet

The challenge today:

Write a post about anything you’d like, but be sure to include this sentence somewhere in the final paragraph:

“He tried to hit me with a forklift!”

Nonet

He tried to hit me with a forklift!

Most would call him a reformist

Men will have to see this gore

Neptune’s ocean wash this blood

Making the green one red

Wait, there is more!

See you not?

Look Out!

Fire!!!!!!!!!

Thanks